see, it's ironic.

I am a hipster. But I'm not, because I'm aware that I am. I'm also happy. Which doesn't make me a hipster. But I'm totally a hipster. Totally.
It's all very confusing - you wouldn't understand.

see. it's ironic.

“Hard to sit here and be close to you, and not kiss you.”
—   F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via fitzgeraldquotes)

(via dadajensen)

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”
—   Worry About Your Own Uterus:    (via shayleyseashellbourget)

(via conformityatitsfinest)

humansofnewyork: “My ex-girlfriend seemed to love me a lot more than I loved her, so I made the mistake of thinking I didn’t love her.”

humansofnewyork:

“My ex-girlfriend seemed to love me a lot more than I loved her, so I made the mistake of thinking I didn’t love her.”

thefrogman: A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf.  Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]

thefrogman:

A long time ago, a corgi was checking out the wonders of Sweden. He assembled some furniture, ate some red candy fish, and then had crazy sex with a wolf. 

Misty the Swedish Vallhund [website]

(Source: anathemarmotqueen)

casunshine4life:

me.

(Source: so-you-better-run, via missaliarman)

di-kot-o-me:

Oldřich Kulhánek

(via drtuesdaygjohnson)

humansofnewyork: “I’m a Brooklyn Assistant D.A. I work on domestic violence cases— many of them homicides. Some of the crime scenes are just gruesome. It’s the same stuff soldiers see in a war. I see this stuff, I smell this stuff, it’s hard to get out of your mind. And even when I win a case, it’s hard to feel like I’m making a difference. It’s a never-ending cycle of violence. The offenders are so likely to offend again. And the women are likely to go right back to them, or find themselves in a similar relationship. The work is so tough, and it feels like I’m not even making a dent.”

humansofnewyork:

“I’m a Brooklyn Assistant D.A. I work on domestic violence cases— many of them homicides. Some of the crime scenes are just gruesome. It’s the same stuff soldiers see in a war. I see this stuff, I smell this stuff, it’s hard to get out of your mind. And even when I win a case, it’s hard to feel like I’m making a difference. It’s a never-ending cycle of violence. The offenders are so likely to offend again. And the women are likely to go right back to them, or find themselves in a similar relationship. The work is so tough, and it feels like I’m not even making a dent.”

fer1972:

Weird Porcelain by Ronit Baranga

(via feisty-feminist)

(Source: inhalemysmokex, via feisty-feminist)

andrysb24:

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

“I would love to have children” -BC, 2011

What do you consider your greatest achievement? 

“I wish I could say children”

What has been your biggest disappointment? 

“Not being a dad by the age of 32” -BC, 2012

“I can’t wait to do an interview….and just talk about my child” -BC, 2013

It is Father’s Day and Benedict is still not a father. *gross sobbing*

why do I torture myself?

(via flyingfiend)